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Gimp Girl Diaries

Fibromyalgia, Knitting, Books, Jewelry, Sex, Feminism, Politics, Atheism, Cephalopods, Cats, and lots and lots of coffee
Apr 23 '14
persiancatworld:

#persiancat on ig by http://ift.tt/1fefBAJ
Apr 23 '14

ragekaged:

zenfabulous:

Love on the half-shell.
(19th century Chinese figurines for the newly married.)

Look at their little ceramic genitals!!!

Apr 23 '14
cute-overload:

Niles wakes me up every day with beard snuggleshttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Niles wakes me up every day with beard snuggles
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14
lochnesie:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

I wouldnt need so much luggage when i go on vacations, or have to limit what i pack for sleepovers. Do you understand how complicated packing is for me??? Why didnt I know this was a thing???

This? This is fantastic. Except for the fact that I don’t usually wear tube socks, I’m totally doing this next time I pack.

lochnesie:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

I wouldnt need so much luggage when i go on vacations, or have to limit what i pack for sleepovers. Do you understand how complicated packing is for me??? Why didnt I know this was a thing???

This? This is fantastic. Except for the fact that I don’t usually wear tube socks, I’m totally doing this next time I pack.

(Source: neverforget14)

Apr 22 '14

lightsharpnesssong:

Knitting Inspiration - Spirals. I completely failed to do one of these posts last week (all of my weekly posts, in fact), and the reason for that is what inspires me this week. My life feels like one gigantic spiral right now-swirling endlessly towards some crucial nexus. If I try to see the entirety of it at once it terrifies me, like trying to touch a hurricane while standing in the middle of it, but at the same time, watching it rush around me and focusing on a single rotation at a time is a weird kind of beautiful.

What I mean to say is that I’m trying my best to accomplish one hour, day, week of things at a time while hoping that together they add up to the massive, exciting thing I can just barely perceive on my horizon.

Sources are, as always, in the captions and below.

Pieces of Eight Mitts

Vortex Shawl

Spiral Yoke Pullover

Vortex Throw and Pillows

Hurricane Hat

Sagrantino Shawl

Ten Stitch Twist

Carousel

Apr 22 '14

(Source: tinyfacts)

Apr 22 '14
pallet-town-julie-brown:

tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.
Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”
2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 
3. Seriously, roads?
 
THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?
5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control
I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=


TELL ‘EM 

People are stupid . I learned in high school that every country has a working, middle and rich class and that American countries only show impoverished people in poc countries to get your coins. Then we watched Nigerian drama movies

pallet-town-julie-brown:

tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA
Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.

Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”

2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 

3. Seriously, roads?

 

THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?

5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control

I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=

TELL ‘EM 

People are stupid . I learned in high school that every country has a working, middle and rich class and that American countries only show impoverished people in poc countries to get your coins. Then we watched Nigerian drama movies

(Source: bluelightvine)

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14

(Source: cincodegayo)

Apr 22 '14
fuckyeahtattoos:

Watercolor rose tattoo done by,. Myke Clifton at Epic Ink in Auburn, IN

fuckyeahtattoos:

Watercolor rose tattoo done by,. Myke Clifton at Epic Ink in Auburn, IN

Apr 22 '14
goregirlsdungeon:

The cast of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Gene Wilder, Teri Garr) pose with director Mel Brooks.

goregirlsdungeon:

The cast of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Gene Wilder, Teri Garr) pose with director Mel Brooks.

(Source: weirdnessandbeauty)

Apr 22 '14

im-riversong:

It’s a Gillian Anderson thing ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

She’s pretty unimpressed. Know why? Because she’s figured out that if they’re willing to leave their families, they’ll leave her too.

Apr 22 '14
quiet-desperati0n:

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